Thanksgiving Insta Captions That Are Better Than Pie
Let's be honest - Thanksgiving is the most stressful holiday of the year. Cooking food for all of your guests, answering all of your family's questions while trying to dodge unavoidable arguments, keeping the dog from stealing food off the table, traffic and travel, making sure there's enough wine and pie to get you through the day... the list goes on. So I'm here to take one of those things off the list - the stress of coming up with the perfect Instagram caption. Below are my favorite captions for both you and your pup on Turkey Day:
For Your Insta:
Just remember: it might be Monday, but it’s a short week that ends with pie and shopping. We can do this.
"Thanksgiving Day, man—not a good day to be my pants." — Kevin James
There is always something to be thankful for. Like wine. And pie. And dogs.
Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.
I'm just here for the pie
There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy. My dog is one of them.
We're having a gourd time.
Good vibes and apple pies.
"It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour." — Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
Thank you for the food before us, the friends beside us, and the dogs all around us.
"I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast." — A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Thankful for my fur kid.
"You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas." — Joey, Friends
My heart is as full as my plate
Is it too soon to be thinking about leftovers? Asking for a friend.
Remember: You can’t answer your family’s questions if your mouth is full…
“These sweatpants are all that fits me right now.”—Regina George, Mean Girls
For Your Dog's Insta:
Gobble til you wobble.
Everyone is thankful for me!
Leftovers are for quitters
Current status: stuffed like a turkey
Who needs fat pants when you can wear no pants
Turkey makes me sleepy farty.
Thankful for treats
Thankful for table scraps
Talk turkey to me.
That look you get when you get on the scale after eating Thanksgiving dinner (for the dog with the RBF)
There's only 1 thing better seconds - thirds.
Thankful for my fur mom.
"I came in like a butterball."
Hit me, gravy, one more time.
Clear eyes, full stomachs, can’t move.